Night Court (TV Series)
Mental Giant (1989)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : What kinds of stuff do they ask you on those tests?
Judge Harry T. Stone : Well, there are several parts to it, Bull. Personality, aptitude, IQ. For example, they might show you an ink blot
[squirts ketchup from bottle to create a blot on a napkin]
Judge Harry T. Stone : like this.
[lifts napkin]
Judge Harry T. Stone : Dan, what do you see?
Dan Fielding : [Buxom woman walks past Dan] A set of hall of fame hooters.
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Judge Harry T. Stone : [Speaking of Bull's replacement for two weeks] Her name is Ursula something.
Dan Fielding : Ursula? We're getting a bailiff named Ursula?
Judge Harry T. Stone : That's what they tell me.
Dan Fielding : Yee. I picture high Scandinavian cheek bones... Stern, yet yielding blue eyes, a mane of blond hair. Kinda girl you wanna get naked with and roll around in front of a fire place.
Ursula Schmiendorf : [Old, short woman walks into Harry's office] Judge Stone, I'm Ursula.
Dan Fielding : [Notices Ursula, jumps. and screams] Aaaah!
Ursula Schmiendorf : What's with him?
Judge Harry T. Stone : Reality cramps.
Ursula Schmiendorf : Tell me about it.
Judge Harry T. Stone : So, uh, you're Ursula...
Ursula Schmiendorf : Schmiendorf.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Schmiendorf. That's German, isn't it?
Dan Fielding : Yeah, it means bad sausage.