NCIS (TV Series)
Light Sleeper (2006)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [about their sensitivity training] There's gotta be a way out of this. Maybe I could injure myself.
[Ziva bends back one of his fingers, hard enough to drive him to his knees]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : AAH!
Officer Ziva David : What? I was only trying to help.
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[last lines]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tony, Ziva, about what happened back at the bomb...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You don't have to say it boss, we know how you feel about us.
Officer Ziva David : Gibbs, we're a team, that's what we do.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I was going to say: If either one of you two wingnuts ever disobey a direct order again, I'll kill you myself.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pause] That's our boss.
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Officer Ziva David : This is not one of your stupid action movies, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, it isn't. If it was you'd be dressed differently.
Officer Ziva David : And you'd be far better looking.
[McGee laughs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to McGee] You'd be dead by the opening credits!
[Ziva laughs]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did you ever stop to think that maybe I am the plucky comic relief?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They're evacuating the building, boss and the a... ah... That's a really big bomb.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You think, DiNozzo?
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Jimmy Palmer : I always say, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : There's a touch of the poet in you, Mr. Palmer.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'd say you're just more touched.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are you an expert on interviews now?
Officer Ziva David : Interviews, no. Interrogation techniques, yes.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Like hooking a car battery up to a guy's privates? I'm sure it's effective, but judges tend to frown on it.
Officer Ziva David : I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Flies.
Officer Ziva David : What do flies have to do with honey?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Flies don't like vinegar.
Officer Ziva David : Vinegar?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's complicated.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Your father actually said that to you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, but I'm pretty sure he thought it.
Officer Ziva David : Probably he knew your taste in women.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do you think it was a hate crime?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No. I definitely don't think it was a hate crime. In my experience there's only one color in the Marines.
Officer Ziva David : By what I've seen of your Marine Corps, it's ethnically diverse.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He means green, Ziva, and I think he's right.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo, I want to know about anybody in the area who's made threats against Koreans, foreign Marine wives, or women.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, is that all?
[Gibbs kicks DiNozzo's desk]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On it boss!
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as DiNozzo is talking about celebrity gossip] DiNozzo, shut up.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Shutting up, Boss.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know, this kind of reminds me of my cousins' house, minus all the blood, unless you count that Thanksgiving back in '98.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Get out of here all of you. Keep a clear distance away. I'll handle it from here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't care how hard you whack me, boss, I'm not going anywhere.
Officer Ziva David : Nor am I.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : If we survive this, you're both fired.
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Gina Goodwin : I guess the polite term, Agent DiNozzo, would be "bastard." He was always borrowing my husband's tools and never returning them. I should've known something like this would happen.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Stealing tools is not really a prerequisite for murder, Mrs. Goodwin.