NCIS (TV Series)
Light Sleeper (2006)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What about gunshot residue?
Abby Sciuto : The instant shooter kit came back negative on Porter's skin, shirt, and pants.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Could've worn gloves...
Abby Sciuto : Or he could've changed his clothes. I'm way ahead of you, Gibbs. That's why I'm doing a full analysis on all of Porter's wardrobe.
[as Gibbs]
Abby Sciuto : How long, Abby?
[as herself]
Abby Sciuto : Well it's gonna take some time. And since this stuff doesn't smell very good, I don't think laundry was a priority...
[as Gibbs]
Abby Sciuto : Abs!
[as herself]
Abby Sciuto : Um, two hours. Whenever I know something, you'll know something.
[as Gibbs]
Abby Sciuto : You got one! Anything else?
[as herself]
Abby Sciuto : Yes, as a matter of fact. This is for you.
[hands Gibbs a coffee]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why?
Abby Sciuto : For getting me out of sensitivity training. We were about to do trust falls and those guys in administration have wandering hands.
[as Gibbs]
Abby Sciuto : Just give me their names, Abs, and I'll break 'em for you!
[as herself]
Abby Sciuto : I know you will, Gibbs. And that is why I love you.
[Gibbs gives her a peck on the cheek]
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : A good investigator doesn't sit around. He assumes everything he's been told is false until it checks out. I want you to check every possible lead, every possible angle.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : On it, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : There's only one time I want you to stop, McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : When you tell me.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No! When you're satisfied! When YOU'RE SATISIFIED!
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[last lines]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tony, Ziva, about what happened back at the bomb...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You don't have to say it boss, we know how you feel about us.
Officer Ziva David : Gibbs, we're a team, that's what we do.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I was going to say: If either one of you two wingnuts ever disobey a direct order again, I'll kill you myself.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pause] That's our boss.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to McGee after giving DiNozzo and Ziva their orders] Come on, you're with me Elf Lord.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not exactly groundbreaking police work there.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [smacks the back of McGee's head] She's not done yet.
Abby Sciuto : Thank you, Gibbs.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tell me I didn't just smack McGee for no good reason.
Abby Sciuto : You didn't just smack McGee for no good reason.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to McGee] You know, the FBI does not exist solely to piss me off. Sometimes they can be useful.
[Dials his cell phone]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, Fornell! I've got one right up your jurisdiction.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They're evacuating the building, boss and the a... ah... That's a really big bomb.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You think, DiNozzo?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo, I want to know about anybody in the area who's made threats against Koreans, foreign Marine wives, or women.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, is that all?
[Gibbs kicks DiNozzo's desk]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On it boss!
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as DiNozzo is talking about celebrity gossip] DiNozzo, shut up.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Shutting up, Boss.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [about the murder weapon] Bullets?
Abby Sciuto : Um, cross-point .40-caliber Smith & Wesson, also called a "Short and Wimpy," although I do not know why.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They lack the power of a 10mm Auto load.
Abby Sciuto : Yeah, I guess you don't need a lot of stopping power when you're gunning down housewives.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sensitivity training's going to have to wait. A double homicide at Quantico, Marine wives. Grab your gear!
Officer Ziva David : [fist-pumps] Yes!
[DiNozzo and McGee both look at her]
Officer Ziva David : Inappropriate?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A bit.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Get out of here all of you. Keep a clear distance away. I'll handle it from here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't care how hard you whack me, boss, I'm not going anywhere.
Officer Ziva David : Nor am I.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : If we survive this, you're both fired.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boss, did you find her?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, McGee. She's hiding in my coffee cup.
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[removing a framed photo on the wall, Ziva finds a fist-sized hole]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sign of an unhappy marriage.
Officer Ziva David : Funny, I thought it looked like a hole in the wall.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Did you find any casings?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nah, shooter policed his brass, Duck.
Jimmy Palmer : "Policed", sir?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yes, a military terminology for cleaning up after oneself. We may be dealing with a professional.
Jimmy Palmer : Professional what?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Killer, Mr. Palmer. These poor women weren't so much murdered... as executed.
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Officer Ziva David : Can you disarm it?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : If I had a couple days, maybe. Can you?
Officer Ziva David : I could try. I suggest not standing within 5 miles of here while I attempt it.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Palmer just got some of your elements on his plastic thing.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Occupational hazard I'm afraid.