The Nanny (TV Series)

The Kibbutz (1995)

Charles Shaughnessy: Maxwell Sheffield

Quotes 

• Maxwell Sheffield : It's amazing. Every time I ask you to do something, you always manage to screw it all up.

  Fran Fine : And yet, you continue to ask me! You need help, Mister.

• Maxwell Sheffield : [to C.C. and Niles about the Christmas holidays]  I propose we shut up the office on the fifteenth. No one important is ever around for the holidays. You staying in town again, C.C.?

• Fran Fine : It's so hard planning a vacation when you're single.

  Niles : Yes it's much better when you have a family, so you can haul around their ski equipment and listen to 'Niles get me a brandy' 'Niles get me a comforter' 'Niles go out in the snow for a pizza!'

  Maxwell Sheffield : [entering]  Niles...

  Niles : WHAT? is that on your shoe?

• Maxwell Sheffield : [discussing holiday plans with Niles]  Why don't you take a nice vacation just for yourself?

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Oh please, the lost Marx brother Cheapo?

• Maxwell Sheffield : Miss Fine. I've made a decision.

  Fran Fine : Yeah.

  Maxwell Sheffield : I simply can't risk Margaret spending her whole winter vacation with that boy, so I'm sending her abroad.

  Fran Fine : A broad? You want her swinging that way?