Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Werewolf (1998)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
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Quotes
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Mike Nelson : Pow-wow, the Indian boy, loved all the animals in the west
Mike Nelson , Tom Servo , Crow : We will, we will, rock you!
Mike Nelson , Tom Servo , Crow : TUSK!
Tom Servo : So they ran through the briars, and they ran through the brambles, And they ran through the places where a rabbit wouldn't go
Crow : Gypsies, tramps, and thieves! We heard it from the people of the town!
Mike Nelson , Tom Servo , Crow : TUSK!
Mike Nelson : High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd, Ladee-yodel-ladee-yodel-la-hee-hoo!
Tom Servo : Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane!
Mike Nelson , Tom Servo , Crow : TUSK!
Crow : Give it away, give it away, give it away, now! Give it away, give it away, give it away, now!
Mike Nelson : I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, You've got a brand new key!
Mike Nelson , Tom Servo , Crow : TUSK!
Tom Servo : Admiral Halsey notified me, He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
Crow : And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon!
Mike Nelson : In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it
Tom Servo : One night in Bangkok makes a strong man crumble
Crow : Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, When I take you out in a surrey
Mike Nelson : We were merely freshmen!
Mike Nelson , Tom Servo , Crow : Oh, Suzanna, oh don't you cry for me, 'Cause I come from Alabammy with a banjo on my knee!
Mike Nelson , Tom Servo , Crow : TUSK!
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Natalie : Well, maybe then it's too late!
Mike Nelson : Wow. The future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.
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Tom Servo : Hey Suzie, what's the matter?
Crow : Yeah Suzie, what's wrong?
Mike Nelson : Oh nothing... I guess...
Tom Servo : Come on, you can tell us!
Crow : Yeah!
Mike Nelson : Gee, I dunno girls... Okay it's like this...
Mike Nelson : You know, Steve?
Mike Nelson : [singing] Steve's a werewolf but he's my g-uy, he's different from the rest, I don't know why. But my mother and pop, they disapprove, but no one can stop us for it true "luve"
Mike Nelson : [Talking] Well I had to rhyme words
Tom Servo , Crow : [Muttering in agreement] Sure, sure. Got it. Go ahead.
Mike Nelson : [singing with Tom and Crow doing Shooby do bops] Where oh werewolf, I've looked everywhere wolf. Where oh where, where is my werewolf?
Mike Nelson : Listen girls
[singing]
Mike Nelson : Late one night we drove in his c-ar, to make out point, it wasn't that far...
Tom Servo : Take the Hiawatha exit, left at the first stop sign
Mike Nelson : Well whose story is this, Carol?
Tom Servo : Sorry, he he
Mike Nelson : [singing] The moon was full, he pulled me clo-se, I held his paw and I touched his cold nose
Crow : That means he's healthy!
Mike Nelson : But then, his hairy paws caused the wheel to slide!
Mike Nelson : I screamed, too late! We hit a tree, he died
Tom Servo , Crow : Gee, that's to bad Suzie
Tom Servo , Mike Nelson , Crow : [Sung in unison] Where oh werewolf, I've looked everywhere wolf, where oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where is my werewolf?
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[after the security guard/werewolf crashes his car]
Tom Servo : Did those oil barrels just leap out in front of him?
Crow : So, his plan is to rid the world of security guards by changing them into werewolves one by one and then having them crash their cars?
Mike Nelson : Well, uh, it seems to be working so far.
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[Paul turns off the radio; the soundtrack cuts out]
Mike Nelson : [laughing] Thanks for turning off the bad soundtrack.
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Yuri : [to Natalie] Let's talk.
Mike Nelson : Wonder what language they'll use? Austrian, Portuguese, Bulgarian, Catalan...
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[Natalie drives Paul back to his house]
Crow : [as Natalie, flatly] Where you live is incredible.
Paul : So, here we are.
Mike Nelson : Mr. Smooth.
Paul : Would you like to come up for a drink?
Tom Servo : Oh, yeah! The one-two punch.
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Sam the Keeper : Come on in, we're expecting you...
Tom Servo : Why don't you head down to the crawl space, I'll be right there to kill ya... he he he
Sam the Keeper : Glad to see you could make it...
Mike Nelson : Did you bring your anti-government propaganda?
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Mike Nelson : Hmm, Travis Bickle moved out to the suburbs.
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Mike Nelson : Somehow, Janet Reno is behind this.
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Mike Nelson : Flagstaff: industry! Family! Foreign people talking in attics!
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Sam the Keeper : Something horrible has happened!
Mike Nelson : I passed my tapeworm!
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Mike Nelson : Man, infants are such babies.
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Mike Nelson : [as Paul] Sorry I chewed your shoes!
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Mike Nelson : His jacket makes him look like a were-waiter.
