Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Mole People (1997)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo

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Quotes 

• John Agar : Hey, this isn't a natural cavern.

  Tom Servo : It's a perverted unnatural cavern!

• [the albino soldiers flee instantly from the flashlight] 

  Tom Servo : It's a civilization of elderly great-aunts.

• John Agar : But you're in danger!

  Mike Nelson : [as Agar]  I'm John Agar!

  Adad : Danger? Why?

  Tom Servo : [as Agar]  Because I have bouts of pomposity.

  John Agar : Because, we're different from your people. They fear us and may try to harm us. You're different too. And if you're with us, it might remind them.

  Mike Nelson : [as Adad]  Um, you really lost me there.

• Girl : You will take me with you?

  Tom Servo : Um, I'd like to, honey, but I'm a gay, married, impotent priest with a terminal illness and occasional herpes and I'm a hologram on the run from the law.

• [Mike and the Bots provide the inner monologues for our heroes as they listen to an avalanche in the distance] 

  Tom Servo : I just realized that my life is a lie!

  Crow T. Robot : Make something up. State it firmly, even arrogantly!

  Mike Nelson : I'm still pissed at Beaumont!

• Tom Servo : That's for Billy Madison.

• Roger Bentley : [talking about an avalanche]  This mountain's hundreds of square miles in area. You're only occupying one square foot. Sitting here is a lot safer than crossing Times Square.

  Tom Servo : Well, at least in Times Square you've got Sex World.