Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

Andie MacDowell (1998)

Andie MacDowell: Self

Quotes 

• Carrie : [Counting down all the frogs she's kissed]  Thirty four was Jeremiah.

  Kermit (as Charles) : Jeremiah?

  Carrie : Jeremiah was a bullfrog. He was a very good friend of mine.

  Kermit (as Charles) : And you never understood a single word he said?

  Kermit (as Charles) , Waiter : But you helped him drink his wine?

  Carrie : I have no idea what you're talking about.

• Quasibobo : Oh, Andie. What are you doing up there?

  Andie : I'm not exactly sure. I told the writers I wanted to play a Southern Belle. Not a Cathedral bell.

  Quasibobo : Oh, those writers!

• Andie : Let's go get our body pierced.

  Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Eh, don't, don't you think we should maybe geting back to the show?

  Andie : Are we still doing the show? I hadn't noticed. Now pick a part. We're getting it pierced.

• Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : But Andie, where will you go? What will you do?

  Andie : Frankly my Dew I don't give a dear.

  [blows him a kiss]