Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #3.10 (2002)

Julian Fellowes: Kilwillie

Quotes 

• Hector MacDonald : [Killwillie doubts the thing Hector has deemed a great pike may not be a fish]  What do you think pulled me into the water - a missing Soviet submarine? Well, come on. Any bright ideas?

  Kilwillie : I'm directing every particle of brain-power at the problem.

  Hector MacDonald : Hm, very reassuring.

• [last lines] 

  Golly Mackenzie : [runs up with Duncan]  Archie, son...

  Duncan : Your dad. It's your dad, Archie.

  Archie MacDonald : [he and Lexie grin]  What's the old fool done now?

  [the two look at him] 

  Kilwillie : [inside, calling up toward where she paints]  Molly! Molly!

  Molly MacDonald : Killwillie? What do you want?

• Kilwillie : Everything all right, Monsieur Cousteau!

  [Hector waves] 

  Kilwillie : If I see any suspicious-looking fins, I'll go like this: dum-dum-dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum...