Maude (TV Series)
Maude's Dilemma: Part 2 (1972)
Bill Macy: Walter Findlay
Quotes
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Walter Findlay : [to Maude] Sweetheart, would it disappoint you too much to learn that becoming a father was never one of my life's ambitions? I-I don't know why. For years I used to feel guilty about it. For years people told me I was nuts or too selfish. How can I not love kids? Well I do love kids, but they don't have to be mine. That's probably the worst confession I'll ever make. Do ya hate me?
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Walter Findlay : Maude. I think it would be wrong to have a child at our age.
Maude Findlay : [Tearing up] Oh, so do I, Walter.
[Hugging him]
Maude Findlay : Oh, so do I.
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Maude Findlay : Just tell me, Walter, that I'm doing the right thing not having the baby.
Walter Findlay : For you, Maude. For me. In the privacy of our own lives. You're doing the right thing.
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Dr. Arthur Harmon : Just between you and me, Walter, I don't know why Maude wants to have the baby at all. At her age you know there are certain risks.
Walter Findlay : Well, don't underestimate the maternal instinct, Arthur. Besides, she might also be fighting the idea of abortion on moral grounds.
Dr. Arthur Harmon : And you don't want to interfere?
Walter Findlay : I think I interfered enough already!
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Walter Findlay : [Referring to a vasectomy] Tell me something. What's it like after...
Dr. Arthur Harmon : After the snip, snip?
Walter Findlay : [Cringing] After the snip, snip.
Dr. Arthur Harmon : Nothing, except you can't make babies. That's all.
Walter Findlay : And that's it?
Dr. Arthur Harmon : That's it.
Walter Findlay : I don't change into a soprano, do I?
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Maude Findlay : Listen, honey, would you like a pickle?
Walter Findlay : No, thanks.
Maude Findlay : They probably go better with pregnancies than with vasectomies.