Married... with Children (TV Series)

Peggy and the Pirates (1993)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy, Prince Paco

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• Prince Paco : Oh, I am smitten with that boyish kitten. Ahoy, cabin boy! I am strangly attracted to you and your dubious sexuality.

  Cabin Boy-Girl : And I to you and your easy, pretty boy manner. So, let me remove all doubt and prove to you that I am no boy.

  [Stands in front of Paco and opens her shirt to reveal her bare chest] 

  Prince Paco : ...How?

  Cabin Boy-Girl : Look closer, you idiot!

• Prince Paco : Soon, we shall kill this Philistine in a matter befitting the way he lives.

  Captain Courage : Nothing will bother me as long as you do not take me away from my mistress the sea, and saddle me with a wife that doth not work, and kids that willst not leave the ship.

  Prince Paco : How about we cut off your head and feed it to the maggots?

  Captain Courage : Better.