The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (TV Series)

The Bow-Wow Affair (1965)

David McCallum: Illya Kuryakin

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Quotes 

• Napoleon Solo : Illya, are you free?

  Illya Kuryakin : No man is free who works for a living. But I'm available.

• Napoleon Solo : Mr. Waverly has a cousin who wears polka-dot pajamas.

  Illya Kuryakin : Well, we all have our weaknesses.

• Illya Kuryakin : My name is Illya Kuryakin.

  Ursula Alice Baldwin : And I'll bet you're the only man around here who can make that statement honestly.

• Illya Kuryakin : One thing disturbs me. Is Alice Baldwin the owner of the shares for which they killed her uncle?

  Napoleon Solo : Yes, she is. But don't fret about it.

  Illya Kuryakin : But I do. Fret.

  Napoleon Solo : Well, don't. I'm taking care of it.

  Illya Kuryakin : With a sprained knee?

  Napoleon Solo : Well, only one extremity is out of order. The other one is working overtime.

  [Napoleon points to his brain] 

  Illya Kuryakin : Well, that must be quite a strain for you. I'll bring you back some vitamin pills.

• Illya Kuryakin : [reading a newspaper article]  What? "The sale is announced of the entire list of Baldwin stock of shares in Andram Consolidated Industries to Mr. Illya Kuryakin"?

  Alexander Waverly : Oh, yes. Yeah, that was an idea of Mr. Solo's. Surprised he didn't mention it.

  Illya Kuryakin : I'll have his teeth for cuff links.

• Guido Panzini : It's no difficulty tracing these dogs. This dog, the oldest dog. His ear has been cropped in Europe because this is not American cropping. The young dog. His ear has been cropped this country, because this is not European cropping. That means simply that the old dog was brought here and the young dog, he was born here. You follow me?

  Illya Kuryakin : I'm way ahead of you.

  Guido Panzini : Well, slow down, because I continue.

• Ursula Alice Baldwin : Would you kiss me, now?

  Illya Kuryakin : If you insist.

• Delilah Dovro : In my country, the women make the best fighters. Would you use bullets on a woman? I think not.

  Illya Kuryakin : Not bullets, but darts with a paralyzing poison...