The Magnificent Seven (TV Series)

Witness (1998)

Michelle Phillips: Maude Standish

Quotes 

• Maude Standish : Raised you better than that.

  Ezra : Raised me? Did you say raised me? Come now, mother. You didn't raise me as well as a... as a stray cat raises a litter. You dumped m,e remember? At every aunt and uncle's home you could find. Unless you needed me... for a con.

• [Mr. Wheeler returns the handkerchief Maude "accidentally" dropped] 

  Ezra Standish : A handkerchief? The oldest ruse in the book.

  Maude Standish : One can always count on the classics.

• [Ezra drops Maude's heavy suitcase and its contents, several dozen bricks, spill out on the boardwalk] 

  Maude Standish : Appearances are everything, darlin'.

  Ezra Standish : [to a gawking towmsman]  Rare masonry from ancient Rome. Very valuable.

• Buck : Have a good trip!

  Maude Standish : Thank you. What's that smell? Like an animal or somethin'.

  [Maude sniffs Buck's coat] 

  Maude Standish : P.U.!