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"The Magnificent Seven" Witness (TV Episode 1998) Poster

(TV Series)

(1998)

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Buck: This animal magnetism-it's a curse.

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Buck: You're a doctor-type fella, aren't ya?

Nathan Jackson: Yeah, I suppose.

Buck: Uh-huh. Um, you've heard about this animal magnetism thing, haven't you? I mean, women can smell it on you. Now, medically speaking, if a man's got it, it's not his fault, right? I mean, it's more like a condition, it's like, uh, it's like a rash or an ailment. It won't ever go away, will it? It won't...will it?

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Maude Standish: Raised you better than that.

Ezra: Raised me? Did you say raised me? Come now, mother. You didn't raise me as well as a... as a stray cat raises a litter. You dumped me remember? At every aunt and uncle's home you could find. Unless you needed me... for a con.

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[looking at a beautiful woman]

Josiah: Now that, my friends, is proof that there is a God.

Vin: Amen, brother.

Ezra Standish: Mother!

Josiah: Mother? I always thought Ezra was raised by wolves.

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[Mr. Wheeler returns the handkerchief Maude "accidentally" dropped]

Ezra Standish: A handkerchief? The oldest ruse in the book.

Maude Standish: One can always count on the classics.

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[Ezra drops Maude's heavy suitcase and its contents, several dozen bricks, spill out on the boardwalk]

Maude Standish: Appearances are everything, darlin'.

Ezra Standish: [to a gawking towmsman] Rare masonry from ancient Rome. Very valuable.

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John "J.D." Dunne: What are you tryin' to do to me, Buck?

Buck: Can I help it if I have animal magnetism?

John "J.D." Dunne: What?

Buck: Animal magnetism. I read about it in a magazine. It-It's a power I got no control over. Once women get a sniff of it, what can I do?

John "J.D." Dunne: Take a bath!

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[Maude leaves the saloon after winning a poker game]

Josiah: You need some help carryin' my money?

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[Josiah prepares to deal]

Josiah: All right, gentleman, this game is called "Read 'em and Weep".

John "J.D." Dunne: I'm out.

Vin: I'm already weepin'.

Josiah: This game is called... solitaire.

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Vin: What do you think made him run off like that?

Chris Larabee: I don't know. He's runnin' from somethin'.

Vin: Ain't we all.

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Ezra Standish: Listen, Mother, I've got this town believin' that they can trust me to protect it from people like you... Hell, from people like me.

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[Buck is questioning a prisoner]

Buck: I can't hear a word this boy is sayin'. Can you?

John "J.D." Dunne: Maybe you should try your animal maggotism on him, Buck.

Buck: That's animal magnetism, boy! And you can plainly see it only works on women.

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Buck: Have a good trip!

Maude Standish: Thank you. What's that smell? Like an animal or somethin'.

[Maude sniffs Buck's coat]

Maude Standish: P.U.!

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