M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Friends and Enemies (1983)

Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan

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Quotes 

• B.J. : [BJ has an ingrown toenail and Margret accidentally rolls a trolley into it]  *Oo Oo!*

  [Hops around holding foot] 

  Margaret : Oh! Oh! I'm so sorry! Is that your bad toe? Are you in terrible pain?

  B.J. : No, no Margret. I'm brushing up on an old Mill Valley rain dance!

  [sarcastically] 

  B.J. : [Leaves post-op in pain]  *Ahhh!*