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Henry Blake : [stammering] Uh, now, uh, the, uh,
[clears throat]
Henry Blake : excuse me, uh, the, uh, union of, uh, figure A, man, and, uh, figure B, uh, the, uh, woman...
[chuckles from lecture audience]
Henry Blake : ...is the most s-sublime expression of, uh, romantic love. However, only in the institution of marriage is it recommended that this expression take place.
Trapper : Uh, sir?
Henry Blake : Mm-hmm?
Trapper : Um, what happens in the event that, um, figure A is attracted to figure B and wants to get married, but figure A is already married to, say, figure C, and figure B is engaged to figure D, but figure A can't keep his hands off of figure B because she's got such a great figure?
Henry Blake : Uh-huh. Uh, well, according to the army, he's got to forget her.
Hawkeye : That figures.