Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
School Sweater (1960)
Jerry Mathers: The Beaver
Quotes
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Wally Cleaver : [Wally is inspecting his letterman sweater after getting it back from a girl] Well, she didn't wreck it or anything.
Theodore Cleaver : No, but you know, Wally, it smells kinda girly.
Wally Cleaver : Yeah, that's perfume or some kinda junk. I'll just hang it in my gym locker for a couple days. That oughta kill it.
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Wally Cleaver : Boy, I really got to get that sweater back, now.
Theodore Cleaver : How come Mom & Dad are making such a big fuss? It's your sweater. When you made your letter, Mom & Dad gave it to you.
Wally Cleaver : Look, Beaver, when your parents give you something that's worth $19, it's never really yours.
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Theodore Cleaver : Gee, Wally, why would you go and give your sweater to a girl?
Wally Cleaver : Well, 'cause she asked me for it.
Theodore Cleaver : Then why don't you ask her for it back?
Wally Cleaver : I did, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Theodore Cleaver : Then why didn't you sock her?
Wally Cleaver : Heck, you can't sock a girl.
Theodore Cleaver : Gee, lots of 'em have socked me, and I've socked a couple of 'em back.
Wally Cleaver : Yeah, but that's different. You're just a kid. At your age, girls aren't really girls yet.
Theodore Cleaver : When do they turn into girls?
Wally Cleaver : I don't know, just, uh, just all of a sudden you turn around and they're girls, and a guy's gotta be polite and junk.
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Theodore Cleaver : Hey Wally, what are sweaters made out of?
Wally Cleaver : Uh, sheep.
Theodore Cleaver : I'd hate to be a sheep and get made into a sweater.
June Cleaver : [later, downstairs] Come on, Beaver, dinner.
Theodore Cleaver : What are we havin', Mom?
June Cleaver : Lamb chops.
Theodore Cleaver : Are they made out of sheep?
June Cleaver : Uh, huh.
Theodore Cleaver : Boy, sheep sure have a tough time.