Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Beaver's Prize (1959)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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Quotes 

• Larry Mondello : Hey Beaver, whatcha doin'?

  Theodore Cleaver : I'm makin' a sandwich.

  Larry Mondello : Boy, that's sure a messy lookin' sandwich.

  Theodore Cleaver : Well I didn't make it for looks, I made it for eatin'.

• Larry Mondello : [at the Mayfield Theatre]  Pretty good jungle picture, huh Beav?

  Theodore Cleaver : Yeah, except there was too much kissin' and not enough apes.

• Larry Mondello : Ya know, if you hadn't won that bicycle, no one woulda ever known you left your house.

  Theodore Cleaver : I wonder how come I won it?

  Larry Mondello : I don't know. Maybe God made you win it to fix ya.

  Theodore Cleaver : You think so, Larry?

  Larry Mondello : Well, sure. Like in the movies, when crooks are gettin' away from robbin' a bank. They always get hit by a train or somethin'.

  Theodore Cleaver : Yeah. You know, Larry, I guess the best thing to do is to always do what you're told.

  Larry Mondello : Yeah, but it's pretty hard for kids to always do what you're told, 'cause you get told so much.

  Theodore Cleaver : Yeah. See ya, Larry.

  Larry Mondello : I'll see ya, Beav.

• Theodore Cleaver : [throwing the ball around on the front lawn]  Hey Wally, is this a sinker?

  Wally Cleaver : Naaah. Snap your wrist. You're throwin' like a girl.

  Theodore Cleaver : [outraged]  I am not. I haven't thrown like a girl since I was *six years old!*