Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Beaver's Bad Day (1958)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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• Theodore Cleaver : This is one of my good suits, Eddie. My Mom's gonna be pretty sore when she finds out what happened.

  Eddie Haskell : Wait a minute, kid. You're not gonna be a little squealer are ya?

  Theodore Cleaver : Well, you're the one that did it.

  Eddie Haskell : Yeah, but if you go around squealin' on guys, nobody's gonna like ya.

  Larry Mondello : Is that why nobody likes you, Eddie?

  Eddie Haskell : Shut up, fat boy.

• June Cleaver : Now Beaver, you disobeyed me and you went out in your good clothes. And you ripped your trousers, and you lied to us.

  Theodore Cleaver : Yes, Mom.

  Ward Cleaver : You know you're going to have to be punished, don't you?

  Theodore Cleaver : Yes, sir.

  Ward Cleaver : Well, we want to be fair about it. What do you think a fair punishment would be?

  Theodore Cleaver : No stewed figs for dessert.

  Ward Cleaver : Beaver, you know you don't like stewed figs.

  Theodore Cleaver : Oh. Yeah.

  Wally Cleaver : Hey Dad. Why don't you make him sleep on the floor?

  Theodore Cleaver : Gee, Dad, that'd be neat

  Ward Cleaver : Wally, I think I can handle this myself. I'll tell you, Beaver. I think a fair punishment would be for you to spend the rest of the afternoon up here in your room.

  Theodore Cleaver : Gee, Dad. What can I do up here?

  June Cleaver : Well, you could take a nap.

  Theodore Cleaver : I haven't taken a nap since a long time ago.

  June Cleaver : I'm sorry, Beaver, but that's going to be your punishment.

  Ward Cleaver : C'mon, boy. Into bed. Let's go, Wally.

  Theodore Cleaver : Dad, couldn't Wally take a nap with me? And now we can play checkers or something.

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah, Dad. I wouldn't mind.

  Ward Cleaver : All right, Wally, come on. Everybody out.