Law & Order (TV Series)
Stalker (1998)
Benjamin Bratt: Detective Rey Curtis
Quotes
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Anita Van Buren : [to Briscoe after hearing about his testimony] Where the hell do you get off pulling a stunt like this?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : They were gonna dismiss the charges.
Anita Van Buren : So you lied to a judge?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : I didn't lie.
Anita Van Buren : I'm looking at the transcript, Lennie. You're an inch away from perjury!
Detective Lennie Briscoe : More like a foot, foot and a half.
Anita Van Buren : [slams the transcript on her desk] I am not laughing. How dare you go behind my back on something like this.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : We owe this girl something. We called her a liar and we sent her straight into Lowry's arms. Well, I don't think she lied, and that's what I said.
Rey Curtis : And thanks to you, Lowry's gonna walk.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : What the hell's that supposed to mean? I stopped him from walking.
Rey Curtis : What, for a couple of minutes? His lawyer just subpoenaed me to testify at the trial. For the defense!
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Fine! So back me up.
Anita Van Buren : One of my detectives lying under oath is more than enough! Thank you! That's it!
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : So I ask him, "Was it the same old problem?". He said, "Yeah." He wanted to have sex twice a day. She wanted to have it twice a year.
Detective Tony Profaci : So what did you do?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : I wrote them a summons that said, "You must have sex once a week and only once a week."
Rey Curtis : And they bought it?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Yeah. I'm the police.