Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

A Pick-up of the Later Ming Dynasty (2003)

Jean Alexander: Auntie Wainwright

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Auntie : Just one moment.

  [she locks the door] 

  Auntie : Is she psychic, or have I had a breach of security?

  Marina : I can't remember the last time I breached abybody's security.

  Auntie : You mean you didn't know that as the tenth customer of the day you win my star prize?

  Marina : Ah, good heavens! What star prize?

  Auntie : You get the opportunity to buy my star bargain at an even further reduction.

  Marina : An even further reduction! What star bargain?

  Auntie : The jewel in my crown. A reconditioned twin-tub washer with spin dryer.

  Marina : No, I don't think so. Me mother does all that.

  Auntie : Well, you could lighten her load.

  Marina : She wouldn't thank me for it. She *likes* overwork and being harassed. She's of that generation.

  Auntie : Well, of course, if you've set your mind on something more expensive... What was it you were looking for?

  Marina : I'm looking for a hairnet.

  Auntie : An entire hairnet. Let me see... Nets... nets...