Justice League (TV Series)
Wild Cards: Part II (2003)
Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne
Quotes
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Batman : Harley, where's Joker?
Harley Quinn : After all these years, you still think I'd give up Mr. J?
Batman : Why not? He gave you up.
Harley Quinn : That was a long time ago. He's changed. We've been to couples counseling.
Batman : I'm talking about right now. Or haven't you been watching the show?
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Batman : [trying to convince Harley that Joker has abandoned her] You've seen the way he touches her hair, the way he rubs her shoulders.
Harley Quinn : You mean Ace? She's just a kid.
Batman : Really? Then why is she with him while you're out here in the cold?
The Joker : [watching her slug him] Have to admit, didn't see that one coming.
[checking his watch]
The Joker : Ooh, look at the time! We don't want to miss the big finish.
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Batman : [seeing one of Joker's bombs detonate] Lantern, are you okay over there? Lantern, check in!
Hawkgirl : One of the bombs went off. G.L. was inside. I'm looking for him.
The Flash : I'm on my way.
Batman : No, you're not. Stay with the bomb.
The Flash : But...
Hawkgirl : [finding Lantern] John!
[pulling debris off him]
Hawkgirl : John.
[checking his heartbeat]
Hawkgirl : No.
The Joker : [she starts CPR] Ooh, medical drama. Life-and-death stakes. Compelling human conflict. Ratings.
Hawkgirl : [still trying to revive Lantern] Come on!
[using her mace to jump-start his heart with an electric shock]
Hawkgirl : I can't believe I almost lost you without ever telling you.
Green Lantern : Telling me what?
The Joker : Enough with the mushy stuff. It's time for Superman's closeup.