Justice League (TV Series)

Starcrossed (2004)

Phil LaMarr: Green Lantern, John Stewart, Thanagarian Soldier

Quotes 

• Batman : The most mysterious creatures in the universe.

  John Stewart : Sorry?

  Batman : Women. Don't be too hard on yourself. You didn't know she was spoken for.

• Hawkgirl : After this, let's go to that Chinese place by your apartment.

  Green Lantern : Fine. But this time, no eel-legs.

  Hawkgirl : Lightweight.

• John Stewart : [pointing his ring at Shayera]  Whose side are you really on?

  Shayera Hol : Don't you know?

  [Lantern hesitates, then lowers his ring. Shayera hits him with her mace] 

  Shayera Hol : I'm sorry, John.

• Green Lantern : All this time... why didn't you tell me?

  Hawkgirl : John, there were so many times I wanted to.

  Green Lantern : But?

  Hawkgirl : This was a military mission. I'd sworn an oath of secrecy, and I couldn't tell anyone. Sorry, but not even you. You're a soldier; I'd think you'd understand.

• Hro Talak : Friends, we are here on a mission of great urgency. Five years ago, we secretly sent an advance agent to Earth to learn more about your people and to study your defenses. That agent was Lieutenant Shayera Hol, better known to you as Hawkgirl.

  The Flash : You mean she's a spy? Cool!

  Green Lantern : She was spying on *us*.

  The Flash : Oh, yeah. Huh.

  Hro Talak : Unfortunately, she discovered that Earth's defenses are sorely lacking. With your limited technology, you are totally unprepared for what is about to come.

  [taking out a Thanagarian projector] 

  Hro Talak : The greatest evil in the universe. Our mortal enemies, the Gordanians. For generations, we on Thanagar have been locked in a bloody war with these monsters. Across the cosmos, they have committed unspeakable atrocities, decimating world upon world. And now, they are coming here. This will be the fate of Earth unless you accept our help. I know you'll need to discuss this amongst yourselves, but be quick about it. We are your only hope of salvation.

• Green Lantern : Hey, there.

  Hawkgirl : Hey yourself. Aren't you supposed to be patrolling the north end?

  Green Lantern : I thought I saw trouble over here.

  Hawkgirl : There's no trouble.

  Green Lantern : Sure there is. And I'm looking right at it.

  Hawkgirl : [he kisses her cheek]  You're bad.

  Green Lantern : You should know.

  Hawkgirl : And you should get back to work.

• J'onn J'onzz : I know how painful it can be when two people who are so involved...

  The Flash : Who's involved? Wait. You and Hawkgirl? Get out!

  [seeing G.L.'s look] 

  The Flash : Really?

  J'onn J'onzz : Imagine how hard this situation must be for her. She's been here, alone, on a strange planet, far from home. Who knows what she must have gone through?

  Green Lantern : Maybe you should have read her mind.

  J'onn J'onzz : Actually, it's strange, but I never could. In fact, I can't read any of their minds.

• Hawkgirl : Don't fight us. We're trying to help you.

  Green Lantern : Do you ever stop lying?

• Hro Talak : Shayera. There you are.

  Hawkgirl : Hro.

  Hro Talak : Darling. At last.

  [G.L. is taken aback as they kiss] 

  Hro Talak : Sorry. Hro Talak.

  Green Lantern : [shaking hands]  John Stewart.

  Hro Talak : The Green Lantern. Shayera has told me so much about you.

  Green Lantern : Has she? And you two are...?

  Hawkgirl : Hro and I are promised to each other. It's like being engaged.

  Green Lantern : Congratulations. I'm sure you two must have a lot of catching up to do.

  Hro Talak : [watching him leave]  I thought he'd be taller.

• Hawkgirl : Welcome to Earth, Commander.

  Hro Talak : Thank you, Lieutenant.

  Green Lantern : Care to tell us what exactly is going on here?

  Hawkgirl : This is Commander Hro Talak of Thanagar.

  Hro Talak : Save the introductions for later. I must meet with your world leaders. The fate of this planet may hang in the balance.

• Thanagarian Soldier : Surrender or die.

• Green Lantern : Not exactly your garden-variety terrorists.

  Hawkgirl : It's a Gordanian class-7 cruiser!

  Green Lantern : A what?