Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

With Thee I Swing (2000)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : I'm sorry, but it was a boring people discussion about a boring book.

  Maya Gallo : Boring? It's Angela's Ashes.

  Elliot DiMauro : Big deal! "We're starving! Dad's drunk! We're starving!" Yawn!

• Maya Gallo : I was thinking we should do an article on women astronauts. Who they are, how they go there...

  Jack Gallo : ...what kind of lingerie they wear on Earth.

  Elliot DiMauro : That's a great idea.

  Maya Gallo : Elliot!

  Elliot DiMauro : Hey' it's our tax dollars. We deserve to know.

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, my God! My taxes! Ah, screw it.

• Elliot DiMauro : Maya, they're swingers.

  Maya Gallo : I believe the term is swing dancers.

  Elliot DiMauro : No, the term is "horny couple seeks same."

• Elliot DiMauro : I'm going to do something more fun, help fold t-shirts at The Gap.

  [leaves, then pops head in a moment later] 

  Elliot DiMauro : Thanks a lot, I really got a lot out of it.