Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Devil and Maya Gallo (1997)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Come see your new office.
Maya Gallo : I don't need a new office. I don't want a new office.
[cut to Maya at the office]
Maya Gallo : [delighted] Look at my new office!
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Jack Gallo : Why are things so serious with you? Relax, have some fun.
Maya Gallo : I will have you know that I do have fun. I go to... I collect... Believe me, I have fun.
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Maya Gallo : But what about my new stories?
Dennis Finch : Shh. If you say them out loud they won't come true.
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Maya Gallo : Here's my new idea.
Jack Gallo : Lay it on me.
Maya Gallo : A hard-hitting expose on the apalling working conditions of foreign workers on the garment industry.
Dennis Finch : Boo-hoo.
Nina Van Horn : Maya, you're new here, so let me introduce you to the phrase "pooping in your own nest."
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Jack Gallo : I haven't shown you the company credit cards.
Maya Gallo : Why do we need credit cards?
Jack Gallo : Look, a hologram of a bird. I bet if you showed this to a caveman, he'd have a heart attack.
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Elliot DiMauro : On a scale from nine to ten how much did you missed me?
Maya : If nine is not at all, then four.
Dennis : Ha, ha, haa.