Samm Levine: Sid Greenberg

Quotes 

• Sid : Oh, my God. Is that Nina Van Horn?

  Dennis Finch : About 20%. The rest is an experimental plastic brought to you by NASA.

  Sid : Does she work here?

  Dennis Finch : Work? Umm... she draws a salary, let's leave it at that.

• Nina Van Horn : Now, this party will be A-list only, right?

  Sid : Oh, I guarantee you will be surrounded by the Chosen People.

• Sid : I can make it worth your while. I know about thirty kids who are having bar mitzvahs in the next year. You could earn a lot of dough-ray-me.

  Dennis Finch : Thirty kids, huh? That's enough to buys me a water bed. Maybe a Soloflex. All right, I'll think of something.

• Aunt Mindy : I'm telling your mother, young man.

  Sid : Aunt Mindy, there's a thousand dollar bond on top of my dresser. Take it and zip it. All right?

  [after thinking about it, Mindy takes the bond] 

  Aunt Mindy : I swear to God, if I didn't need my eyes done...

• Sid : You know, I'm dying without ever knowing a woman.

  Nina Van Horn : Funny, I wish I could say the same. Not that it wasn't an eye opener.