Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Pass the Salt (1998)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : I have a fire that needs putting out, if you know what I mean.

  Dennis Finch : Nina...

  Nina Van Horn : It's a five alarm fire, if you catch my drift.

  Elliot DiMauro : Good God, Nina, the potted plants caught your drift.

• Nina Van Horn : Jack, look at this old photo of us I found in some old boxes. Look at how ridiculous we look. That hair, that blouse, and for God's sake, that hemline... can you believe people used to dress like that back then?

  Jack Gallo : Nina, this was last month.

  Nina Van Horn : Such innocence. Do you think there will ever come a day when I look back at what I'm wearing today and laugh?

  Jack Gallo : Yeah, Thursday.

• Nina Van Horn : So your father is having dinner at your place?

  Maya Gallo : How did you know?

  Nina Van Horn : He borrowed my pepper spray.