"Just Shoot Me!" Nina's Bikini (TV Episode 1998) - Wendie Malick as Nina Van Horn

Nina Van Horn : [about her bikini poster] They put up a billboard over the Holland Tunnel. 40 plus accidents in the first three months alone. You can't imagine how validating that is.
Dennis Finch : Nina, you got more faxes from fawning idiots.

Nina Van Horn : It makes me so happy to realize I have touched so many people.

Dennis Finch : Mardi Gras alone must have thrown you into the triple digits.
Nina Van Horn : Imagine, my bikini will be hanging in the Model Cafe for centuries to come.

Dennis Finch : Centuries? In six months that place will be a Chuck E. Cheese.
Nina Van Horn : I demand to know who owns this place!

Leo Kesler : Oh, come on. You've seen the ads. A bunch of supermodels.

Nina Van Horn : Specifically.

Leo Kesler : Two Israeli guys who scare me.
Nina Van Horn : I made sacrifice after sacrifice, and what did I get?

Dennis Finch : I don't know... Money, fame...

Nina Van Horn : Oh, please. What I didn't put up my nose I invested in a peanut-powered lawnmower.
Nina Van Horn : You have made a big mistake!

Maya Gallo : I'll say. It says here she died in 1972.

Nina Van Horn : Oh, please! That was only for two minutes. I'm obviously fine.
Nina Van Horn : Please, I don't need your pity.

Dennis Finch : I'm not giving you pity. I just feel sorry for you.

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn