Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Lemon Wacky Hello (1997)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

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Quotes 

• Elliot : Maybe it was something we ate.

  Maya : It's the damn Lemon Wacky Hello! Check the ingredients.

  Elliot : [reading label]  "Cornstarch, citrus taste and hello."

• Jack : Here, Dennis.

  Dennis : Oh, another scarf. What are the odds?

  Jack : No. It's an ascot. The pictures tell the story of a young boy so daring he stole wisdom from the moon.

  Dennis : Thank you. I will cherish it always.

  [to Elliot] 

  Dennis : Trade you for the screaming monkey.

  Elliot : Done.

• Maya : [after the planning board falls]  Elliot, you took a picture!

  Elliot : That had nothing to do with it.

  Maya : No, you took a picture of the whole board. You have the order of the pages on film.

  Elliot : Hey, you're right. Let's check.

  [opens the camera and takes out the undeveloped film] 

  Elliot : You know, it's usually darker when I do this.

• Elliot : How was China?

  Jack : It was wonderful. You know, it's the Year of the Rat, but I keep writing Year of the Dog on my checks. The guy at the airport told me that one.

  Dennis : Not as well as you, I'll bet.

• Elliot : You know, this isn't that delicious. Maybe over there "lemon" means dirt.

• Maya : Elliot, take a picture of me with my perfect board.

  Elliot : Move a little to the left. I want to get both of your heads in the frame.

• Nina : I have given my friend here a detailed description of the perp.

  Cop : Are you a sketch artist?

  Elliot : I dabble. This is the man you're looking for.

  Cop : Well, it shouldn't be too difficult. How hard is it to find a cowboy with eight arms and a beak?

  Elliot : And salty earlobes.

  Cop : I think I have everything I need.

  Nina : Are you going to show it to the other cops?

  Cop : Oh, yeah!

• Maya : I can't believe what just happened.

  Elliot : Maya?

  Maya : Yes?

  Elliot : Board fell.