Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Independence Day (2005)

Will.i.am: Three Card Monte Guy God

Quotes 

• Three Card Monte Guy God : You wanna play?

  Joan Girardi : It's a trick.

  Three Card Monte Guy God : You think I'd deceieve you, Joan? Well, what kind of God would I be if I played tricks on my people?

• Joan Girardi : You said I could make my own decisions.

  Three Card Monte Guy God : You can. Free will. Standard equipment.

  Joan Girardi : Not according to my mother.

  Three Card Monte Guy God : Well, your mom has been in the game a lot longer than you. She knows how difficult it is to play.

  Joan Girardi : But it's my hand, right? I mean, I have to play it myself.

  Three Card Monte Guy God : Yeah. There's no other way. But you gotta keep your eyes open, so you can see all the moves.

  Joan Girardi : I can handle it.

  [he shuffles the cards; picking one, she sighs upon seeing it's the wrong one] 

  Three Card Monte Guy God : [showing her the Queen]  Also keep your eye on what's important.