I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Mertz and Kurtz (1954)
William Frawley: Fred Mertz
Quotes
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Barney Kurtz : [two strangers meet in the Atlantic City sketch at the Tropicana] Well, hello!
Fred Mertz : Hello, stranger. Well, are you here for the convention?
Barney Kurtz : For the Dairyman's Convention.
Fred Mertz : Good for you. I'm from, uh, Wisconsin.
Barney Kurtz : And I am from Illinois, sir.
Fred Mertz : Good. That's a mighty nice part of the country.
Barney Kurtz : What hotel you stopping at?
Fred Mertz : Hotel? I'm only gonna be here three days!
[both laugh heartily]