I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Lucy Has Her Eyes Examined (1953)

Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo

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Quotes 

• Ethel Mertz : Lucy, have you seen Fred?

  Lucy Ricardo : No, honey, I haven't...

  Fred Mertz : [Fred comes in the other door]  Hey, Lucy, have you seen Ethel?

  Ethel Mertz : Oh, there you are.

  Fred Mertz : Oh, there *you* are. Where have you been?

  Ethel Mertz : I've been lookin' for you. Where have you been?

  Fred Mertz : I've been lookin' for you. Where have *you* been?

  Ethel Mertz : I've been lookin'...

  Lucy Ricardo : Oh, now, wait a minute. You found each other. Now go on from there.

  Fred Mertz : What d'you want?

  Ethel Mertz : I wanted to tell you to be sure and sandpaper that new banister you put in, before some idiot runs his hand down it and picks up a splinter. What'd you want?

  Fred Mertz : I was wonderin' if you'd help me get this splinter out of my hand.

• Bill Parker : [after their jitterbug audition]  Pretty good, pretty good.

  Arthur Walsh : Pretty good? Say, Dad, this cat's real nervous.

  Lucy Ricardo : Awww, man, you're the craziest!

  Arthur Walsh : And you're a gasser!

  Lucy Ricardo : You're the mostest!

  Ricky Ricardo : Hmmph. And people say I'm hard to understand.