How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Okay Awesome (2005)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Marshall : [Talking to Lily]  Is this what you want ?

  [Imitating their guests] 

  Marshall : Thirty year fixed mortgage; I'm three months pregnant.

  [You see Claire behind him] 

  Marshall : That *was* awkward.

• Lily : Claire is my age, and she and her husband do all these classy grownup stuff. Maybe we should start doing some grownup stuff.

  Marshall Eriksen : That was some pretty grownup stuff we did this morning.

  Lily : Yeah, but it wasn't classy.

• [seeing Ted about to leave] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Ah-ah! Coat wench, do not uncheck this man's jacket!... sorry, I was just being dramatic, you're not a coat wench.

  Coat Check Girl : No, coat wench, I like it. I should get a sign made up.

  Ted : What are you doing here, Lily let you go?

  Marshall Eriksen : Lily? Psshh, who cares, right?

  Ted : You are so dead.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, I'm so dead.

• Marshall : I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.

  Claire : I'm three months pregnant.

  Marshall : [surprised]  Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we let it be awkward.

  [nervously smiles, then walks away] 

• Claire : Austin and I spent Saturday night at the most charming bed and breakfast. It was so nice. What did you do this weekend?

  Marshall : [Cut to the bar, Lily chugs a beer in front of a screaming crowd]  TEN SECONDS !

  Lily : SUCK IT LOSERS !

  [Burps] 

  Lily : [Back in class]  Oh, You know, quiet time with the fiancé.

• Marshall Eriksen : Do you know what they're doing in there right now? They're watching Claire's ultrasound video. And I swear to god, even the baby looks bored.

• [after leaving the loud club, everyone is talking very loudly in the cab ride home] 

  Ted : I'm really glad you guys came out tonight!

  Marshall Eriksen : You know, dude, can I just say something? It kinda hurt that you guys didn't invite me out. I mean, I know things have changed since I got engaged, but it would have been nice to be asked.

  Ted : I'm sorry. I just assumed...

  Barney : They played some great songs tonight!

  Ted : I mean, lately...

  Marshall Eriksen : I know, I know, it just seems like suddenly we're living in two different worlds. Maybe you've got more in common with Barney.

  Barney : [turns around]  What?

  Ted : Are you crazy? You think I like going to those clubs? I'd so much rather go to your fruity little wine tasting.

  Lily : [waking up]  Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf! Where's my purse! Where's my purse! I -... No, I'm okay.

  [goes back to sleep] 

  Ted : The problem is you can't do any of that couples stuff unless you have someone to do it with! And the only way I'm gonna find that someone is by going out and doing stupid singles stuff with Barney!

  Barney : [turns around]  What?

  Ted : But, man, when I find her, we're gonna have some bad-ass wine tastings.

  Marshall Eriksen : It's a plan. Hey, maybe it'll be that cute Coat Check Girl!

  Ted : Yeah! Maybe it will be!

  Older Ted Mosby : It wasn't.

  Marshall Eriksen : You know, Ted, I don't say this nearly enough, but I really value our...

  Barney : Hey, that place has great salads!