Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Rockets or Romance (1971)

Leon Askin: General Burkhalter

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Quotes 

• Col. Wilhelm Klink : One of the radio detector units has picked up a wireless sending coded messages.

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : It must be the underground.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : That is exactly what I was going to say.

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : They must be sending out the location of our rocket launchers.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Exactly what I was going to say, sir.

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : Order your men to search the area. If they see anybody suspicious, shoot them.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : That is exactly what I was going to say, General.

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : Klink, stop agreeing with me. You are undermining my confidence.

• General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : I'm going to personally fire this rocket at England.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : General Burkhalter, may I have the honor please, sir?

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : Of course, Klink.

  [Klink fires the rocket which goes immediately off course] 

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : Klink! England is that way!

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : I can't understand what went wrong General Burkhalter.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : What's over that way?

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : My house, for one thing.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : [the rocket crashes in the distance and explodes]  Well, General, I've always thought it was a lousy neighborhood anyway.