Green Acres (TV Series)

Never Take Your Wife to a Convention (1967)

Jesse White: Charlie

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Quotes 

• Charlie : Say, eh, pal, level with me, will ya? What is all this?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : This is our house.

  Charlie : Who done it to ya? Tell me, we'll take care of 'em.

• Lisa Douglas : [about the Douglas' farm]  This is the way it was when we bought it.

  Charlie : [takes Lisa's hand]  Oh, you poor kid. And all the time we were dancing, you were smilin' and laughin', knowin' you had to come back to this.

  Lisa Douglas : I also cried a little.