Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The UnGraduate (2005)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

Quotes 

• Luke : I'll gather up your stuff.

  Lorelai : Last time you gathered my stuff you accidentally brought me 4 bras and no pants.

  Luke : That could have been intentional.

• Lorelai : I'm going to go to Babette's and take a shower.

  Luke : Why? Your shower's working.

  Lorelai : Oh, well, yeah. We just had a little incident here yesterday.

  Luke : What kind of incident?

  Lorelai : Nothing big. Some of the guys saw me naked.

  Luke : *What*?

  Lorelai : It's no big thing.

  Luke : How the hell did a couple of guys see you naked?

  Lorelai : Well, I was getting out of the shower, and Joe...

  Luke : Joe? Joe saw you naked?

  Lorelai : And Pete

  Luke : Pete?

  Lorelai : Well, Pete was with Joe, and Slim...

  Luke : Slim saw you naked?

  Lorelai : Well, I could see him, so I assume he could see me. Billy had the best view. Just a straight shot right down Main Street.

  Luke : So four guys saw you naked?

  Lorelai : Well, if you don't count Teddy, then yes.

• Luke : I went to the vet's office and they were closed and said to come here, and this dog ate three pounds of sweetened chocolate. Now I don't know a lot about dogs, but I know they shouldn't have chocolate. And this isn't even my dog, it's my fiance's dog, and she loves it. She named it Paul Anka, which might sound a little weird, but if you knew it makes sense, and there are so many ways I can screw up this relationship but I can't lose her over the fact that I killed her dog!

• Luke : Does the dog have to sit in the chair like that?

  Lorelai : Like what? His posture's perfect.

  Luke : You know chairs are for people?

  Lorelai : Not that chair. That's Paul Anka's chair.

  Luke : Dogs are filthy. They have fleas and malaria on them. You shouldn't have fleas and malaria in the room that you're going to eat in.

  Lorelai : I don't eat in here. They do.