Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton (2000)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

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Quotes 

• Lorelai : Hey, what do you think of Luke?

  Rory : What do you mean?

  Lorelai : I mean, do you think he's cute?

  Rory : Oh, no. No way.

  Lorelai : No way what?

  Rory : You cannot date Luke.

  Lorelai : I said nothing about dating Luke.

  Rory : If you date him, you'll break up, and we'll never be able to eat there again.

  Lorelai : I repeat, I said nothing about dating Luke.

  Rory : Date Al from Pancake World, his food stinks.

  Lorelai : I cannot believe what I'm hearing. Al's food does not stink, Al stinks.

• Lorelai : [to the harpist]  Drella, please, a little softer.

  Drella : Hey, do I look like I got "Panasonic" stamped on my ass?

• Lorelai : That's the last time I buy something just because it's furry.

• Rory : [about the Chilton students]  They kept calling me "Mary."

  Lorelai : You're kidding me. Wow, I cannot believe they still say that!

  Rory : What?

  Lorelai : Mary, like Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.

  Rory : You're kidding.

  Lorelai : No.

  Rory : Well, what would have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?

  Lorelai : Well, they might have added a "Magdalene" to it.

• [Lorelai is begging for coffee] 

  Luke Danes : I can give you herbal tea and a Balance bar.

  Lorelai : Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.

  Luke Danes : [going to fetch the coffee pot]  I'm kidding.