Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Festival of Living Art (2003)

Keiko Agena: Lane Kim

Quotes 

• Zach : [the band are talking about new replacement, Gil]  Right here.

  [points to his eyes] 

  Zach : He's got some lines. That blows my mind.

  Brian Fuller : What is he, late thirties?

  Zach : Approaching forty.

  Lane Kim : Forty?

  Brian Fuller : He was alive before man walked on the moon.

  Zach : Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out.

  Lane Kim : Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist.

  Zach : He's had a lot of time to practice.

  Brian Fuller : And the bicentennial - he was alive for that.

  Lane Kim : This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really...

  Zach : Elderly.

  Lane Kim : Excited.

  Brian Fuller : He was our age when we were born.

  Lane Kim : He thinks we're great.

  Brian Fuller : There were no CD's when he was born.

  Zach : Stop it, man. I mean it.

  Lane Kim : Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit.

  Brian Fuller : He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer.

  Zach : And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old.

  Lane Kim : You want to stop the audition?

  Brian Fuller : We shouldn't be rude.

  Lane Kim : Good.

  Zach : Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.