Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospel (2004)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

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• Luke : If I could pick anyone in the world for my sister to be with, that guy would be... his cab driver.

  Jess : I don't know, he had a certain something.

  Luke : Yeah, lack of chromosomes.

  Jess : That sounds right.

  Luke : So what do we do?

  Jess : About what?

  Luke : About that, them, him.

  Jess : Nothing.

  Luke : Where are you going?

  Jess : To check on my car.

  Luke : Jess, don't you think we should discuss this?

  Jess : Discuss what?

  Luke : TJ!

  Jess : I thought we just did.

  Luke : Yeah, but we didn't come up with a solution.

  Jess : A solution to what?

  Luke : Are we having the same conversation? A solution to him!

  Jess : A solution would have been birth control. Too late, move on.

  Luke : Jess, we have to do something about this.

  Jess : Like what?

  Luke : I don't know, we have to say something!

  Jess : Like what?

  Luke : He's a grown man with an etch-a-sketch!

  Jess : So shake him real hard, maybe he'll disappear!