Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Just Like Gwen and Gavin (2006)
Sean Gunn: Kirk Gleason
Quotes
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Lorelai Gilmore : Kirk, you needed carnival-game volunteers and I volunteered. What's with the hassle?
Kirk Gleason : We do things like ring toss and rope ladder climbing. Your choice is unorthodox.
Lorelai Gilmore : That's because I'm not orthodox. I'm liberal with a touch of reform and a smidgen of zippity-pow.
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Luke Danes : [Taylor is video-conferencing a town meeting] Where the hell are you, Taylor?
Taylor Doose : I'm at my sister's in Maine. Anyway, we have never not had a Stars Hollow Winter Carnival. It's a hundred and twenty-five year tradition.
Lorelai Gilmore : Is he getting to the point soon?
Babette Dell : Yeah, come on, Doo-doo head.
Taylor Doose : Fine, let's cut to the chase. I run the winter carnival, it's this weekend, and I am snowed in, unable to get back into town.
[Gets no reaction from the town]
Miss Patty : So, what's this about, Taylor?
Taylor Doose : Maybe it's the lateness of the hour or the computer connection isn't clear. We have never had to cancel a carnival, and it's absolutely impossible for me to get back into town to run it.
Babette Dell : I must be tired. I'm not getting this.
Miss Patty : It's like a riddle or something.
Taylor Doose : People, are you not hearing me? I won't be there to run the carnival. Draw the obvious conclusion.
Miss Patty : Oh, OK, I got it now.
Taylor Doose : Thank you, Patty.
Miss Patty : Kirk, could you take it over?
Kirk Gleason : Sure.
Miss Patty : Great. Anything else, Taylor?
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Kirk Gleason : [mumbled from outside] Town meeting.
Lorelai Gilmore : What was that?
Luke Danes : Some dead guy yelling something.
Lorelai Gilmore : Ghosts are yelling something outside the house?
Luke Danes : No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house.
Kirk Gleason : [mumbled from outside] Town meeting.
Lorelai Gilmore : What are they saying?
Luke Danes : There was a clown beating?
Lorelai Gilmore : Huh! Not again.
Kirk Gleason : Town meeting!
Luke Danes : Now, they're saying, "town meeting".
Lorelai Gilmore : Town meeting? At this hour?