Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Emily Says Hello (2004)

Liza Weil: Paris Geller

Quotes 

• Paris Geller : People came to America to escape religious persecution.

  Marty : Well, what religion is anti-leftovers?

• Paris Geller : I need the exact time of today's sunset.

  Rory Gilmore : I'm in the middle of an article.

  Paris Geller : Well, if you read faster, you wouldn't be.

  Rory Gilmore : Okay, the time of today's sunset is 4:31.

  Paris Geller : Okay. Then I just have to keep my mind occupied until 4:31.

  Rory Gilmore : Paris.

  Paris Geller : What?

  Rory Gilmore : Tell me again why you're fasting for Ramadan.

  Paris Geller : Look, Rory, if you want to crib your articles from the AP wire, that's your business. I, on the other hand, actually give a rat's ass about journalistic integrity. When I write about Ramadan, I experience Ramadan. Are you chewing gum?

  Rory Gilmore : What? Yes, why?

  Paris Geller : I'd really prefer it if you didn't chew it *at* me.

  Rory Gilmore : Paris, did you know that not eating can make people kind of snippy?