Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving (2002)

Liza Weil: Paris Geller

Quotes 

• Paris Geller : My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie.

  Rory : How so?

  Paris Geller : I called shelters to volunteer to serve food. It's Thanksgiving - you'd think they have needs. Nope. Every stupid soup kitchen in town turned me down because they have enough volunteers.

  Madeline Lynn : Bummer.

  Paris Geller : I'm on a couple waiting lists, but it doesn't look good.

  Rory : I've never heard of too many volunteers.

  Paris Geller : Who are all these jackasses who volunteered anyway? They can't all be students like me. They're not all putting it on a college application. I get something out of it and these other people don't get a thing. Talk about selfish.

• Madeline Lynn : That was really distracting.

  Paris Geller : Oh. Well, by all means, Madeline, you should point out to the faculty that their annoying custom of teaching is distracting you from more important things like nail filing and daydreaming about marrying Ryan Phillippe.

  Louise Grant : Uh, he's already married.

  Paris Geller : Then whatever strawhead actor isn't.

  Madeline Lynn : This was bad. For the last five minutes, every single thing she said sounded dirty.

  Louise Grant : Yeah, same here.

  Paris Geller : Good God.

  Madeline Lynn : I mean, reticulum? Come on.

  Louise Grant : Plus, the golgi body. I mean, is it me or is that majorly pornographic?

  Paris Geller : My life with the Banger sisters.