Get Smart (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Tails (1968)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : The Cone of Silence was invented by a professor Cohn?

  Chief : That's right.

  Maxwell Smart : [looks up at the CoS]  That's funny, doesn't look it.

• Chief : [on phone]  If you like you can take one of those new comb phones with you.

  # 99 : [on one of those new comb phones]  Oh, that would be terrific, it's a marvelous device. Which one of our agents developed it?

  Chief : Well as a matter of fact, 99, it was my idea.

  # 99 : Whatever gave you the idea of turning a comb into a phone?

  Chief : Well, 99, what else am I gonna do with a comb?

• Chief : Larabee, I need a couple of men for surveilance duty. Who's available? No, no wait a minute, on second thought, I'll look in the Control file of the graduating class.

  Larabee : Why the, eh, Control graduating class, Chief?

  Chief : Because KAOS knows what all our agents look like. Those Control bubblegum cards we came out with last year backfired.