George Lopez (TV Series)

The Cuban Missus Crisis (2003)

Emiliano Díez: Vic Palermo

Quotes 

• Vic Palermo : [on the phone with is wife]  No, don't apologize to me. Apologize to God for walking out on 40 years of marriage!

  [throws the phone away, turns around and sees George] 

  George Lopez : [looks at his beer can]  WOW! This doesn't taste like one calorie!

• Angie Lopez : [Vic knocks on the bedroom door]  Oh no, you know what you're gonna have to do to get back in this room.

  Vic Palermo : What is that?

  Angie Lopez : Daddy!

  [opens door] 

  Angie Lopez : I thought you were George.

  Vic Palermo : Well what does he have to do to...

  Angie Lopez : Never mind, Daddy.

• George Lopez : [after tricking Ernie into playing dominoes with Vic]  That's alright, I'll play you tomorrow... oh but wait, that's right, you're leaving tomorrow!

  Ernie : We could play teams!

  Vic Palermo : That is a great idea!

  Ernie : Yeah, we could play all night!

  [to George] 

  Ernie : Never underestimate a guy with no life.