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"George Lopez" The Cuban Missus Crisis (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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Angie Lopez: I need comfort food.

George Lopez: Too late, there's a house full of teenage girls, all that's left is jelly and taco shells.

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Vic Palermo: [on the phone with is wife] No, don't apologize to me. Apologize to God for walking out on 40 years of marriage!

[throws the phone away, turns around and sees George]

George Lopez: [looks at his beer can] WOW! This doesn't taste like one calorie!

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George Lopez: [Angie's come home late, George thinks she's cheating on him] Angie! There's lipstick on your shirt!

Angie Lopez: I know, it's mine, and if you smell me, I smell like perfume, and if you search me, you'll find a pair of woman's panties.

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