Futurama (TV Series)

Where No Fan Has Gone Before (2002)

Leonard Nimoy: Leonard Nimoy's Head

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• Leonard Nimoy : Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed "Star Trek IV", I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.

  William Shatner : And when I directed "Star Trek V", I got a magnificent performance out of me because I respected me so much.

• Fry : Mister Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago. I can't believe your show was banned.

  Leonard Nimoy : I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

  Fry : You know. 1966? 79 episodes, about 30 good ones.

  Leonard Nimoy : Oh, really, I've done too many things to remember one particular TV series. But if-if you want to discuss my books of poetry...

  Fry : Come on! Remember that episode where you got high on spores and smacked Kirk around?

  Leonard Nimoy : No. Perhaps you're thinking of my one man show about Vincent van Spock-- Uh, uh, I mean van Gogh! Damn!

  Fry : Aha! You can't escape it!

  Leonard Nimoy : [begins crying]  You're right. I can't.

• Leonard Nimoy : I feel like hugging you!

  William Shatner : Well, I would except you have no body.

  Leonard Nimoy : Ha, ha, ha.

  William Shatner : And we're both men.

• [Leonard Nimoy is introducing the cast of Star Trek] 

  Leonard Nimoy : Nichelle, George, Walter, DeForest, Welshie...

  Fry : "Welshie"?

  Nichelle Nichols : We did some musical reunion specials in the 22-hundreds, but the guy who played Scotty had trouble yodeling.

• Leonard Nimoy : Truly, it was a paradise.

  Fry : And all you had to put up with was one really annoying Star Trek fan.

  [Beat] 

  William Shatner : Let's get the hell out of here.

• [the Star Trek cast had to leave their bodies behind because the ship was too heavy] 

  Fry : Look, Leonard! We're light enough to keep the tapes. Isn't that great?

  Leonard Nimoy : I'm living in a gefilte fish jar.

• Fry : Oh, dip!

  Leonard Nimoy : Dip, indeed.

• Leonard Nimoy : [after Melllvar makes him a new body]  Hey! A body! Buff, tan... Yeah! This is mine all right.

• [Leonard Nimoy is introducing the cast of Star Trek] 

  Leonard Nimoy : Nichelle, George, Walter, DeForest, Welshie...

  Fry : Welshie?

  Nichelle Nichols : We did some musical reunion specials in the 22-hundreds, but the guy who played Scotty had trouble yodeling.

• [in a fight to the death with Bender] 

  Leonard Nimoy : Let's see if this actually works.

  [Nimoy attempts the Vulcan neck pinch on Bender. It doesn't affect him and Bender simply punches him out]