Quotes
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Philip J. Fry : [to Bender] I'll miss you. You've been like a brother and then a sister to me. And now you're getting married. I love you, man.
Bender : The marriage is a scam.
Philip J. Fry : Cool. What's for dinner?
Turanga Leela : What do you mean, a scam?
Bender : I marry Calculon, divorce him. Take half his money and turn back into a guy. It's sort of a two-person pyramid scheme.
Philip J. Fry : That's marriage, all right.
Turanga Leela : That is so unbelievably manipulative!
Bender : You never went on a date with a guy just 'cause you were hungry?
Turanga Leela : I, uh. I thought I might like him on a full stomach.
Bender : Nice try, sister.
