Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Tiny T-Shirt (1997)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Ross : [staring through the peephole to see Rachel come back from her date with Mark]  I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. She'd say no, but here we are, right. We just broke up, first thing she does.

  Chandler : You didn't just break up!

  Ross : Hey, it's been like, three weeks!

  Chandler : You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower!

• Ross : [after Joey enters and exits the apartment singing]  I guess he must've gotten the part in that play.

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh!

  Monica : Oh!

  Chandler : Yeah, either that or Gloria Estefan *was* right. Eventually, the rhythm *is* going to get you.

• Joey Tribbiani : Oh I hate her with her, 'Oh I'm so talented, and ooh I'm so pretty and oooh I smell so good.'

  Chandler : I think somebody has a crush on somebody.

  Joey Tribbiani : Chandler, can we please try to stay focused on my problem here.

• Chandler : Ross, you gotta stop, okay? You can't just stare through the peephole for 3 hours. You're gonna get peep eye.

• Joey Tribbiani : Just because she went to Yale Drama, she thinks she's like, the greatest actress since sliced bread.

  Chandler : Ah, Sliced Bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth.

• Ross : I can't see anything with the door closed.

  Chandler : And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

• Ross : So, how was your date with Mr. Millionaire?

  Chandler : New, from Snooty Playthings, it's Mr. Millionaire. Third wife sold separately.

• Phoebe Buffay : Why isn't it spidermen? you know like goldman, silverman...

  Chandler : Because it's not his last name.

  Phoebe Buffay : It isn't?

  Chandler : No, it's not like phil spidermen. he's a spider man. you know like goldman is a last name but there's no gold man.

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh ok. there should be a gold man.