Monica thinks Pete is perfect but she is just not attracted to him. Joey gets the part and hates his stage-wife Kate because she tells everyone Joey was in the infomercial and can't open a milk carton. Mark asks Rachel out but Rachel doesn't want to see anyone because she would feel like she was cheating on Ross. But Ross and Rachel get in a fight when Rachel returns Ross' stuff so they can move on. Rachel goes on a date with Mark. Mark kisses Rachel but Rachel tells him she can't be with him because she only went on a date to get back at Ross. Joey has a crush on Kate but she is seeing the director of the play. Written by
Did You Know?
The tiny t-shirt is a reference to the song "Relax" by the band, Frankie Goes To Hollywood. See more
When Joey says "Pete Chicago", there is a green cup on the table next to him; in the shot immediately after that, he is holding it down in front of himself. See more
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Monica, where are we?
Well, judging by all the doctors and nurses, I'm gonna have to say midget rodeo.