"Friends" The One with the Prom Video (TV Episode 1996) - Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe : [Referring to Ross and Rachel] see? He's her lobster!
[Ross took a message from a guy to Rachel]

Ross : Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?

Phoebe : Oh, some guy she met at the movies.

Ross : Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?

Chandler : Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... you know, make a little love... well pretty much get down tonight.
Phoebe : Oh! What is that shiny thing?

Ross : [Quickly picks up Chandlers bracelet from the floor]

Chandler : It's a...

[goes to take it away from Ross but Ross pushes his hand away]

Chandler : ...Yeah it's a little flashy...

Ross : No no... no no... it's not flashy. Not for a Goodfella.
Phoebe : [Pulls out Monica's old bathing suit] Hey, Monica, what's this?

Monica : Oh, that's my old bathing suit from high school. I was bigger then.

Chandler : Really? I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
Phoebe : [Manly voice] Dude: 11 o'clock hot babe checking you out!"

[Normal voice]

Phoebe : "That was really good! Think I'm ready for my penis now!
Phoebe : Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

Ross : Okay, now how do you know that?

Phoebe : Because she's your lobster.

Chandler : Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

Phoebe : C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws.

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay