Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ah, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Phoebe: [Referring to Ross and Rachel] see? He's her lobster!
Monica: [after watching the video] I can't believe you did that.
Ross: Yeah, well...
[Rachel walks to Ross and kisses him]
[Ross took a message from a guy to Rachel]
Ross: Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
Phoebe: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
Ross: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
Chandler: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... you know, make a little love... well pretty much get down tonight.
Joey Tribbiani: [On Ross in the video] Lookin' good, Mr. Kotter.
Phoebe: Oh! What is that shiny thing?
Ross: [Quickly picks up Chandlers bracelet from the floor]
Chandler: It's a...
[goes to take it away from Ross but Ross pushes his hand away]
Chandler: ...Yeah it's a little flashy...
Ross: No no... no no... it's not flashy. Not for a Goodfella.
Phoebe: [Pulls out Monica's old bathing suit] Hey, Monica, what's this?
Monica: Oh, that's my old bathing suit from high school. I was bigger then.
Chandler: Really? I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
Rachel Green: There is no us
Ross: No but...
Rachel Green: No, listen to me I fell for you and I get clobbered you fell for me then somehow I get clobbered again. I am tired of being clobbered it's just not worth it
Ross: But we...
Rachel Green: No, "we" are never going to happen, accept that
Ross: [Misunderstanding her] except what?
Rachel Green: [Speaking slower and clearer] no, accept that.